35: The Departed

Actually one of Mark's best work (he was nominated for best supporting actor). It's a good movie but the last hour is by far better than the beginning and the last scene is RIDICULOUS!

8/10

33: Shooter

Still a great movie even though I've already seen it. Nothing too special just an intersting story, kick ass action, and Mark Wahlberg. See it... now!

9/10

17: Traveller

Surprisingly not as bad as I thought it would be. I don't really remember the plot, so it wasn't that great. It was enjoyable enough and Mark Wahlberg was in it so I'm a happy camper.

6/10

16: I Heart Huckabees

This was a movie I really enjoyed. It was cute, enlightening, and a whole bunch of things in between. I'm serious when I say it was one of Mark Wahlberg's best performances. All the characters were so crazy and yet the seemed oddly realistic and extremely likeable.

9/10

34 Things I Learned From I Heart Huckabees
1. There's no such thing as nothing.

2. Everything is the same, even if it's different.
3. There's a blanket.

4. Take a little time for infinity.

5. Visit your local meadow at dusk...stuff happens there...there could be breakdancing...

6. There are no alligators in Africa.

7. Rocks rock.

8. Riding your bike with ridiculously large boots doesn't make you look like an idiot if you're a firefighter.

9. An elevator is as good a place as any to tell a friend you've torched his jetskis.

10. We may think we want "Pure Being," but chances are it will suck.

11. Be warned... Mancala hour can turn ugly.

12. Shania cares.

13. There is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity.

14. We always bring our own chains.

15. "Neither client nor detective may terminate case prior to resolution as defined by paragraph 314, subclause 'd'"

16. Mommy doesn't ask questions because mommy doesn't care!

17. Jesus is most definitely mad at you.

18. We'd all be doing the universe a favor if we'd just stop using petroleum.

19. Flossing or masturbating could be the key to our entire reality.

20. Don't call it 'the ball thing'.

21. Phil Jackson is a smart guy.

22. You never really can tell where someone's nose ends and space begins.

23. There are even smaller particles between the smallest of particles.

24. You will inevitably be drawn back to human drama.

25. It's no good talking when there's glass between us.

26. A fire is the best place to meet your soul mate.

27. It's quality not quantity.

28. It's quantity not quality.

29. Anything you could ever want or be, you already have and are.

30. Chop up the hating faces with a machete.

31. Some people may just want to stay on the surface of things!

32. Coincidences are not always meaningful.

33. There is no spoon, just the blanket.

34. How am I not myself?

15: The Big Hit

I said I would see every Mark Wahlberg movie and... I did... and... this one really, really sucked. I don't even remember the plot and it was just not funny. At all. The only redeeming quality is that Mark was really hot in this movie (even though he appeared to be channelling Seth Green).

2/10

10: Renaissance Man

Yes, that's Mark Wahlberg taking a shower. If this scene isn't enough to make you want to see this movie then I honestly don't know what else I can say. Just kidding, but really I enjoyed this movie very much (and not just because Marky Mark is singing Achey Breaky Heart in the shower). Indeed, it was kind of cheesy but it was definitely a feel-good movie. All the characters were really likeable and Hamlet is the best Shakespeare play ever.

9/10

9: Basketball Diaries

This was a really good movie (even though I got it for Mark Wahlberg and Leo DiCaprio was the main character). Again, it's a sad story with a happy ending. Leo played the character extremely well and made it so real. It's sad to see such a talented kid throw away so much because of an addiction (or many addictions) but the end has some redeeming qualities.

8/10

8: Fear

It honestly wasn't that bad, I was just unnerved about how creepy Mark Wahlberg was. MY BOY, Mark Wahlberg being some crazy psychotic boyfriend equals DO NOT WANT! It was also kinda slow until the end when he's like stalking them at their house with his buddies. BTW, Mark Wahlberg srsly needs to work on kissing better because he literally eats the girls face in every movie where he's had a love interest. Ew...

6/10