47: Scream 3

I don’t even know which one is my favorite out of these three? I only go with the first one because it is the original but the third is really just as good. I love Randy’s rules for the trilogy… they give it the same tongue in cheek humor it had in the first.

9/10






37 Things I Learned From Scream 1-3

1. Sidney’s mom was no Sharon Stone.
2. Sex = death.
3. In Woodsboro, psycho killers can finish their grocery shopping without being disturbed.
4. Guns work better with the safety off.
5. There’s a very simple formula.
6. Everybody’s a suspect.
7. Randy has never been so happy to be a virgin.
8. Watching Prom Night will help you solve a murder investigation.
9. Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
10. Interlocking two doors is a totally effective way to keep out killers.
11. It takes a MAN to do something like that (or a man’s mentality).
12. We all go a little mad sometimes.
13. You’re parents will be angry if you turn into a serial killer.
14. Casey's boyfriend will kick the shit out of you.
15. Teen suicide is out and homicide is a much more therapeutic.
16. Peer pressure is a bitch.
17. Stu always had a thing for Sid.
18. It’s in poor taste to stand in the horror section after two people were brutally murdered.
19. You get the question wrong, you die, and if you get it right, you die.
20. Don’t say you will be right back, because you won’t.
21. Jason didn't show up until the sequel.
22. Look behind you.
23. Killers like to hang out in the girls’ bathroom.
24. You can dial 911 from your computer.
25. Everyone in Woodsboro is an obsessive horror movie fanatic.
26. American movie theaters look like a riot!
27. When you become a killer you automatically inherit the teleportation skills of Jason Vorhees.
28. It’s all about the execution.
29. Randy will never be the hero and he’ll never get the girl.
30. Two highly trained police officers can’t fend off a single killer at an intersection.
31. There's only an estimated 97 active serial killers in the country today. Mickey was quite a find.
32. Someone gets killed and Gale comes running.
33. The killer is superhuman in the trilogy so you’ll have to cryogenically freeze him, decapitate him, or blow him up.
34. Main characters can die. This means you, Sid. It could be fuckin' "Reservoir Dogs" by the time this thing is through.
35. The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you.
36. When you're friends with Sid, you die.
37. THE KILLER ALWAYS COMES BACK FOR A FINAL SCARE!!! So shoot him in the head.